alarming statistics

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 25-Mar-2007 0:27:44

Beware The Real Killers?

FACTS TO PONDER:
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.

(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.

(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. Statistics courtesy of U.S.
Dept of
Health Human Services.

Now think about this:

Guns:
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.(Yes, that's 80
million..)

(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.

(C) The number of accidental deaths

per gun owner is .000188.

Statistics courtesy of FBI

So, statistically, doctors are approximately

9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN,

BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

Please alert your friends to this

alarming threat. We must ban doctors

before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

Out of concern for the public at large,

I have withheld the statistics on

Lawyers for fear the shock would cause

people to panic and seek medical attention

Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Sunday, 25-Mar-2007 5:20:48

that's amazing becky, thanks

Post 3 by Harp (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Sunday, 25-Mar-2007 12:18:01

I just love the fact that you really can make statistics say anything. Anyway, I'd love to write more but I'm just off for my anual check up down at the local NRA center.

Dan.

Post 4 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 25-Mar-2007 20:28:58

LOL Dan. Want me to call a lawyer for you?

Post 5 by Harp (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Sunday, 25-Mar-2007 20:35:31

Absolutely not no. That part at the end about with holding statistical analysis on how bad lawyers are for ones health I know to be true. I've met some!

Post 6 by buk buk buk (move over school!) on Sunday, 25-Mar-2007 21:16:00

Guns don't kill people, doctors do. True! lol.

Post 7 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 25-Mar-2007 21:21:00

How many doctors are involved in the notorious hunting accidents.

Maybe Dick Chainy is a secret doctor.

Post 8 by buk buk buk (move over school!) on Sunday, 25-Mar-2007 21:34:33

hahahahahaha, lmao bob, nice one.

Post 9 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Tuesday, 10-Apr-2007 8:34:00

lol